Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
