he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
only if we run a train.
done.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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