Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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