I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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