question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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