Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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