Nicole vs. Life
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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