I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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