OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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