some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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