jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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