He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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