i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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