I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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