He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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