Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Dignity is for republicans.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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