At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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