Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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