i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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