scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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