apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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