I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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