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It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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