yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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