"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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