dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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