wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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