After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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