We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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