Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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