D3 body, D1 cock
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again