Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball