I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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