Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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