You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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