She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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