If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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