Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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