Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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