I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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