oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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