And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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