Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
