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(908): View more from New Jersey

new low.... made out with someone while peeing

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people

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(410): View more from Maryland

you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.

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(626): View more from California

This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side

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(706): View more from Georgia

Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out

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(613): View more from Ontario

I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.

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(330): View more from Ohio

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!

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(716): View more from New York

This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.

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