I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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