He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
i think im in europe. pls send help
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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