A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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