I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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