She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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