I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So much Jack, so little girl.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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