forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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