p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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