she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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