I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It's official drugs can't kill me
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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