It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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